Glurp! Glurp! Embroidered Patch

"Glurp, glurp, Crawlers!" Whether you’re stuck in a level-three stairwell, dodging a stray explosion, or just trying to survive the night without losing your shoes (or your mind), this high-quality embroidered patch is the mandatory addition to your loot pile. Featuring the iconic catchphrase of the Princess Posse, this patch is perfect for fans who know exactly why you should never trust a celestial being—or a talking cat. Product Details: Dimensions: 2.25" x 3.5" — The perfect size for chest pockets or backpack panels. Backing: High-strength Sew-on (Pro-tip: Use a heavy-duty needle for tactical nylon!). Material: Premium polyester thread with a reinforced, non-fray border for "apocalypse-grade" durability. Design: Bold yellow "Glurp! Glurp!" text on a midnight black background, flanked by two iconic pink fan-favorite skulls. Why this belongs in your inventory: Identity Your Faction: Let other fans know you’re a member of the crawl and a loyal follower of the Princess Posse. Versatile Style: Looks great on denim jackets, tactical gear, "con" hoodies, or cat carrier bags (Donut approved!). Built to Last: Designed to withstand the rigors of the dungeon—or a very aggressive cycle in the washing machine.